Magical Mystical Teacher

Parental Fallout on the Way?

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 10, 2009

There are two of us special ed teachers at our school. We co-teach a seventh-grade life skills class. Today’s lesson was on test-taking skills. The kids weren’t interested. Some of them refused to open their test booklets. Some of them opened their booklets, but sat and stared at me. Others kept asking, “What page are we on?” even though I had repeated the page number at least half a dozen times, and walked around the room to make sure everyone was in the right place.

After more than 30 minutes of their defiance and indolence, I’d had enough. “You’re on your own, guys. The rest of this assignment is due at the end of the period. You have about 20 minutes to finish.”

I went to my desk and began entering grades in the online grade book. My co-teacher was sitting at another table in the room, where she had been grading papers. Two or three of the boys moved to her table immediately and asked for help. She read the questions and possible answers to them so they could choose the best answer.

For about 10 minutes, the room was fairly quiet except for some giggling coming from the table. All of a sudden the quietness was shattered by my co-teacher’s declaring: “If you’re going to be an asshole, then I’m not going to help you. Go back to your seat.”

I kept my head down. I didn’t dare look up. If I did, I knew I’d start laughing. Fortunately, the bell rang a few minutes later and the boys left for their next class.

These kids can try the patience of the proverbial saint. My co-teacher and I aren’t saints. She’d finally had enough of their antics and said the first thing that came to mind.

We’ll see if there’s any parental fallout from this incident.

Ruby Tuesday: Ship

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 9, 2009

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Panama Canal
Chinese ship squeezing through locks
sailing to home port

 
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Mellow Yellow Monday: Steel Horse

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 8, 2009

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With a shrill whinny,
stallion alerts rest of herd:
“Flee! Flee from danger!”

 
© 2009 by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
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Shadow Shot Sunday: Butterfly

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 7, 2009

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Butterfly at rest,
under your indigo wings
soft shadows huddle.

 
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Photo taken at the butterfly house, Gamboa Rainforest Resort, Panama

Six-Word Saturday: Teaching

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 7, 2009

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Changing lives: the world’s hardest work!

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SkyWatch Friday: Panama Canal

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 6, 2009

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Grey Panama day—
great ships slip through the Canal
bearing precious goods.

 
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No Paycheck for Me

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 5, 2009

President Merit Pay wants my paycheck to reflect the standardized test scores of my students. If the scores go up, my paycheck goes up. If the scores go down, my paycheck goes down.

President Merit Pay should meet my students. All of them have learning disabilities. Two of my sixth-graders can’t read. They have virtually no phonemic awareness. They recognize a few simple words—a, an, and, the, but—and that’s about it.

All of the kids I work with read far below grade level. An average third-grader can out-read my students. How are they supposed to comprehend a standardized test written at grade level?

Yet President Merit Pay wants my paycheck to be based on what my students cannot do.

I guess that means no paycheck for me.

They Just Don’t Get It

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 4, 2009

I introduced my seventh-graders to metaphors Monday, using several short poems, including Langston Hughes’ “The City,” in which a great metropolis “spreads its wings.”

“What spreads its wings?” I asked.

“The city,” one student replied.

“No, no, I mean in nature. What creature spreads its wings?”

“Oh, a bird.”

“Exactly! And here in this poem Langston Hughes is giving us a picture of the city as a great big bird spreading its wings. Notice that he doesn’t say that the city is like a bird spreading its wings. If he had said that, he would have been using a simile. He just says that the city spreads its wings—a metaphor—and he gives us a picture in our heads of a bird, without even saying the word bird.”

I thought a simple exercise would help enhance my students’ understanding of metaphors. Together we answered seven questions, including these:

If we say that somebody is a volcano ready to explode, we really mean that …

When we say someone is a pig we really mean that he or she is …

Next, I showed the kids how to construct their own metaphors, writing nearly 20 examples on the board.

Finally, I turned them loose to write five metaphors on their own, using the following prompts:

(fat) She is ______________

(thin) He is_______________

(evil) She is ______________

(kind) He is ______________

(ugly) She is _____________

J-Boy turned in a blank paper. T-Boy and several others wrote: She is a thin. He is a fat. She is a evil. He is a ugly. She is a kind.

Only C-Girl came close to understanding how to put together a metaphor. She described a fat person this way: She is a elephant. Of the thin person she wrote: He is a stick.

Clearly, I have my work cut out for me, because even after three days of direct instruction and guided practice in writing metaphors, my students still don’t get it.

Tired

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 3, 2009

Some days I get tired of trying to teach kids who don’t want to learn anything.

Today was one of those days. Most of the seventh-graders sat and did nothing. At the end of the period, they turned in blank sheets of paper, even though I had given them all the answers. Some of them didn’t even bother to put their names on their papers.

I’m tired.

Ruby Tuesday: Flower in Stone

Posted by: magicalmysticalteacher on: November 2, 2009

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roseate flower,
finding roothold in stone wall
of crumbling outpost…

 
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Photo taken at Fuerte San Lorenzo, Panama