The Collector


A man who collected rare stamps
Abjured them in favor of lamps.
Along with bent spoons
And old Celtic runes,
He also collected C-clamps!

 
Limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
More Midweek Motif at Poets United: “Hobbies”

Posted on July 31, 2019, in light verse, limerick, Midweek Motif, Poets United and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.

  1. This one made me smile! 🙂

  2. Once a collector always a collector. I can hardly move at my place!

    • magicalmysticalteacher

      Oh, surely you’re not a hoarder, Old Egg!

      On Wed, Jul 31, 2019 at 5:25 AM Magical Mystical Teacher wrote:

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  3. I wonder if he trades C-clamps. I’ve never seen a vise I haven’t wanted. 😀

    I really like the sounds of this one, particularly the not of delight that rings out of the last line.

  4. C clamps? That sounds like some sort of contraceptive device:)

    • magicalmysticalteacher

      Alas, they are only clamps shaped like the letter C.

      On Wed, Jul 31, 2019 at 6:45 AM Magical Mystical Teacher wrote:

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  5. C-clamps, yoiks! This made me smile.

  6. Lol.. once one starts collecting, one cannot stop!

  7. C-clamps gave me a chuckle
    Happy Wednesday MMT

    Much❤🕊❤love

  8. Once we get into the habit of collecting it’s hard to let go 😀

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