Category Archives: limerick
I See You
I see you, but wish I did not;
Your presence is like a dark blot
That can’t be scrubbed out.
(Of that there’s no doubt.)
I’m stuck with you—that is my lot.
Limerick © 2021 by Magical Mystical Teacher
Fair Time!
1.
I think I’ll go down to the fair;
I know I’ll find tasty treats there.
Ice cream would be nice,
Topped off with brown mice
And maybe some platypus hair!
2.
The Ferris wheel goes round and round;
It’s quiet, not making a sound.
But all those aboard
Are screaming, “Dear Lord,
We want to get back to the ground!”
3.
That panda without any hair,
The one on the shelf over there?
I’ll win it for you,
Yes, that’s what I’ll do,
By tossing a ring fair and square.
Limericks © 2021 by Magical Mystical Teacher
If Poems…
If poems were written as lists,
Or tattooed on foreheads or wrists,
We’d see them quite well,
But after a spell,
We’d tire of their turns and their twists.
Limerick © 2021 by Magical Mystical Teacher
Retreat

The stone hogan, at Hubbell Trading Post, Ganado, Arizona often serves as a retreat for artists.
This little retreat’s made of stone,
A great place for being alone
And working on art.
You’re ready to start?
Good! Make sure you turn off your phone!
Photo and limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
It’s All in the Bones
First there was this:
fingers framed by light
clutching an old rosary
carved of human bone
And now there is this:
My rosary isn’t mere stones.
It’s carved out of various bones:
Bones of a lizard!
Bones of a wizard!
In some darkling way it atones.
Poems © 2020 by Magical Mystical Teacher
A Crow and a Hoe
A crow that I once knew named Joe
Fell madly in love with a hoe.
A rake wouldn’t do;
Past shovels he flew—
Joe just couldn’t dig ‘em, ya know?
Limerick © 2020 by Magical Mystical Teacher
Plague
I have a contagious disease;
It’s bringing me down to my knees.
I’ll probably die;
It’s no secret why:
I’ve caught the plague from my dog’s fleas.
Limerick © 2020 by Magical Mystical Teacher
More Writers’ Weekly Scribblings #9 at Poets and Storytellers United
Strange Fruit
“Imagine an orange that’s red—
The outside, not inside,” he said.
“No doubt you’d look twice,
Then gulp rum with ice
To drive the weird sight from your head.”
Limerick © 2020 by Magical Mystical Teacher
More Writers’ Weekly Scribblings #8 at Poets and Storytellers United
Blue Monday: Snowman Ornament

A smiling snowman brings extra cheer to a Christmas tree.
A little old man made of snow
Makes even the saddest eyes glow
When he cries out clear,
“O Happy New Year!”
We’re lucky to have him, you know?
Limerick and photo © by Magical Mystical Teacher

Happy 2020, everyone!
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Blue Monday: Cholla

A bright blue sky highlights a variety of cholla cactus, Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, Southern Arizona.
A cholla perks up when the sky
Turns blue as an iris—but why?
I’m not sure I know,
But surely it’s so,
And that’s good enough—it’s no lie!
Photo and limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher

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