Category Archives: limerick

Smoking


If you think that smoking is fun,
Then I’ve got some news for you, hon.
The stuff in that pipe
Is worse than bad tripe,
And not worth it in the long run.

   
Limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
   
    
More Midweek Motif at Poets United: “Fun”

What Fun to Run


What fun to run from the cop,
Who keeps calling out to me, “Stop!”
My feet are so fleet
As I run down the street,
I soon see the officer drop.

   
Limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
   
    
More Midweek Motif at Poets United: “Fun”

Three Limericks


A padlock’s a strong little thing,
But good for protecting your bling.
One click and it’s set
As tight as a net,
So no one can get anything!
 
 
If you lose your comb in the street,
Expect the coiffed people you meet
To stare at your pate
And then start to prate
About your mussed hair, not your feet!
 
 
A dragonfly dressed all in blue
May not look alarming to you,
But bees and gnats flee
Whenever they see
Blue dragonflies zooming—it’s true!

 
  
Limericks © by Magical Mystical Teacher

Blue Monday: Padlock

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A padlock secures a building at Robert J. Moody Demonstration Garden, Yuma, Arizona.
 


A padlock’s a strong little thing,
But good for protecting your bling.
One click and it’s set
As tight as a net,
So no one can get anything!

 
Photo and limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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Blue Monday: Upside Down

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An unused boat in Puerto Nuevo, Baja California Norte, México.
 


An upside down boat cannot trawl,
Or get you to China’s Great Wall;
And Germany’s out,
So’s Ghana, no doubt.
Your chances of travel? Quite small!
 
Photo and limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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Blue Monday: Smidgen of Blue

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Clouds cover nearly all the sky in the Sonoran Desert, Southern Arizona.
 


Only a smidgen of blue
Peeps through the clouds; wouldn’t you
Be pleased to see more?
That’s what we’re here for:
To honor the most brilliant hue!
 
Photo and limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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Blue Monday: Blue Roof

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A blue roof almost seems to glisten after a rainstorm in La Grande, Oregon.
 


A roof that has traces of blue
I find quite appealing, don’t you?
The tint is so restful,
Not zingy or zestful—
It soothes you, as it’s meant to do.
 
Photo and limerick © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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Blue Monday: Snowman

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A snowman ornament hangs on a church’s Christmas tree in Yuma County, Arizona.
 


The snowman with his trusty broom
Is able to clean any room.
He needs nothing more
To spiff up the floor—
There’s magic in his battered broom!

 
  
Limerick and photo © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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Blue Monday: Archway

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An archway frames the sky at Mission San Xavier del Bac, Tucson, Arizona.
 


An archway that frames the blue sky
Is worth looking for, and here’s why:
It makes the sky seem
To be Van Gogh’s dream,
Enchanting your mind and your eye.

 
  
Limerick and photo © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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Blue Monday: Stained Glass

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A stained glass window at Sacred Heart Church, Farmington, New Mexico.
 


A window stained mostly in blue
Can be quite relaxing, it’s true.
It soothes and it calms
All fears and all qualms.
There’s nothing quite like it for you!

 
  
Limerick and photo © by Magical Mystical Teacher
 
 
BLUE MONDAY BADGE

 
 
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